The Fourth Man ([info]johnny_kitsch) wrote,
2005-07-22 12:41:00
  • Previous
  • Memorize
  • Share
  • Next

The Top 5 women I have no hope of meeting but would shag if I got the chance

1) Cathrine Zeta-Jones
2) Natalie Portman
3) Charlotte Church
4) Roisin Murphy
5) Cheryl Tweedy

I have left out all women that I feel I should have in there but don't fancy as much as the world says I should (e.g. Angelina Jolie) but there are honourable mentions (e.g. Sophie Ellis-Bextor).
I know you're going to make a "smart" comment Morgan, so here is your top five:

1) Angela Landsbury
2) The Golden Girls
3) Potatoface Amanda Bynes
4) Fran Dresher (http://hometown.aol.com/franniefan4life)
5) Mary Harney

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    switch

    Your IP address will be recorded 

     
    Help
  • 8 comments

[info]ridethefader

July 22 2005, 12:45:43 UTC 6 years ago

Dude! Amanda Bynes is hot! I'd bone her in a nanosecond.

[info]johnny_kitsch

July 22 2005, 14:47:29 UTC 6 years ago

Oh, I dunno about that. She is a potatoface alright, and an annoying one at that

[info]professorpaste

July 22 2005, 14:24:02 UTC 6 years ago

Potatoface is her middle name, as in Amanda Potatoface Bynes. You telling me you wouldn't go for a sarnie with Mary Harney? Oh and #2 should be Bea Arthur, fuck the rest of the Golden Girls. A real woman.

Hughghghghgh...

In all seriousness, I agree with your choices, with the exception of Charlotte Church and Cheryl Tweedy.

[info]johnny_kitsch

July 22 2005, 14:48:43 UTC 6 years ago

What's wrong with Charlotte Church? "A sarnie with Mary harney" is the best thing you have ever written

[info]professorpaste

July 22 2005, 16:50:05 UTC 6 years ago

Nothing, other than the fact that she's been tapped more times than a Magic The Gathering Card.

Oh my god, I can't believe I just said that. MUST FIGHT THE GLAYVEN!

[info]johnny_kitsch

July 22 2005, 16:53:16 UTC 6 years ago

That's bollocks, she has a steady boyfriend!

[info]professorpaste

July 22 2005, 16:58:43 UTC 6 years ago

Alright you can have that walking petrie dish then.

[info]johnny_kitsch

July 22 2005, 17:15:31 UTC 6 years ago

Keep talking honky-tonk
Create an Account
Forgot your login or password?
Facebook Twitter More login options
English • Español • Deutsch • Русский…